Whoever said Coachella was as close as you can get was not in Poland this year for Woodstock where there were 750,000 people all loving and helping eachother out.
|Patient:||give it to me straight doc what's wrong with my x-rays|
|Doctor:||can't find any bone titties|
|Officer:||C'mon people, clear the scene--|
|Me:||this ain't a scene it's a|
|Officer:||dont u dare|